Blago’s Last Day

1. Curtains for Elvis.

2. Lost the stare-off with honest Abe.

3. The sole thing’s been done already.

4. Reduced to graph paper.

5. Revisionist history.

6. Portrait of the child.

From: Blagojevich Has His Final Say, Making Day of It (NYT)

(image: Amanda Rivkin for The New York Times. January 29, 2009. caption: Rod R. Blagojevich readying his defense for Illinois legislators on Thursday, before both he and Elvis left the building.)